Name five facts about yourself and send it to your ten favourite followers x

"Well then."

  1. My hair and dress consist of the same material that forms my tendrils. 
  2. I was around to witness the continental drift. 
  3. It turns out that eating intoxicated humans or creatures can result in becoming drunk yourself. I speak from experience.
  4. Technically I am German as that was the landmass I inhabited before the plates of the earth split. 
  5. My loathing for humans will never be revoked. 
Okay to help my friend feel better reblog if…

lionheart-braeden:

you are okay with Roleplaying with male muns

  • no matter their sexuality 
  • no matter the gender of their muse
  • no matter what as long as they are nice like everyone else should be. 

lifemadesimple:

A collection of Ways to Tie a Necktie

Our other collections:

How to fold a shirt

Choosing a suit that fits

6 ways to tie a Scarf

ringasunn:

boulderdash:

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

FUCK 

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

ringasunn:

boulderdash:

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

FUCK 

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

danielleleekurtz:

Relationship goals.

damienrpask:

deathisinthetrees:

damienrpask:

Yeah I know right! Good game, good game. 

"Why restrict yourself simply to the game…" 

Well, I don’t but right now Drath I am playing a game. 

Was. I stopped.

"Hmmm, how many humans have you kill in the past six days?" 
-judgemental look-

damienrpask:

deathisinthetrees:

damienrpask:

Someone was walking up the stairs too slowly so I stabbed them. 

"Natural selection. They had it coming."

Yeah I know right! Good game, good game. 

"Why restrict yourself simply to the game…" 

damienrpask:

deathisinthetrees:

damienrpask:

I beat the shit out of someone because he was eating the noodo wrong. 

"I’m just going to assume his punishment was worthy of the crime. Well done you."

Someone was walking up the stairs too slowly so I stabbed them. 

"Natural selection. They had it coming."

No one really knows why they are alive until they know what they’d die for.
Martin Luther King Jr. (via observando)
*Brings you stolen pet store toys* (I love continuity, but I rarely use it- you probably have no idea where this is coming from, though. Sorry. :'D )

"… do I look like a pet to you?” Drathenia inquired, her jaw flexing in irritation. Regarding the creature a moment longer she gave a snort and crossed her arms. 

"Not to mention, how did those come into your possession in the first place?" 

//I don’t see how it’s continuity if these characters have never interacted before :/

"OH WOAAAH. You are really really big lady and pretty. I like your hair! How are you so tall!?" The little tigress had some how made her way through the woods and found Drathenia in a bit of sheer luck. She was unharmed and a little muddy, but okay. "Hey lady, Why do you live with the trees? Are they your friends? I like trees too."

Drathenia looked at the scruffy tiger cub for a long moment, the inner workings of her mind ticking over. This creature was absolutely precious. But exceptionally noisy. And Asa’s scent was all over this child.

Had Asa spawned a child? Surely not, she would have at the very least smelled the change. And it had been too short a time for her to have conceived… leaving her to conclude that this was Asa herself.

Kneeling down to the little tigress’s height- or as close as she could manage without having to lay down, Drathenia offered her a small smile. 

"Why are you so short?" She replied. "Because you haven’t grown yet, and I have."

damienrpask:

deathisinthetrees:

damienrpask:

Don’t fucking yell your Cantonese shit at me. IT’S NOT PROPERTY DAMAGE F I ONLY JUMPED ON THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR! 

"You tell them, darling."

I beat the shit out of someone because he was eating the noodo wrong. 

"I’m just going to assume his punishment was worthy of the crime. Well done you."

damienrpask:

Don’t fucking yell your Cantonese shit at me. IT’S NOT PROPERTY DAMAGE F I ONLY JUMPED ON THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR! 

"You tell them, darling."

majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $400,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 

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